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Joke of the Day
"I used to be addicted to having sex with bars of soap. But then I came clean."
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"If a woman has fallen an idiot will walk by, a gentleman will help her to get up, but a real man will lie down with her."
"What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room? (Zzzzip)"
"Now that dogs have been shown to be able to sniff out cancer, is this the end for the cat scan?"
"I bet when something really awesome happens to a dung beetle they say ""Oh, shit!"""
"Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft!"
"What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument? A ""moderator"", apparently."
"20 year old me: *imagines awesome career, travelling the world, being in love* 32 year old me: *tweets*"
"According to the second law of thermodynamics......... According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. :)"
"They say imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, but it really feels like the most sincere form of assholery."