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Joke of the Day
"If I had a nickel for every GEICO commercial I've ever seen, I could buy us all car insurance."
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"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home"
"Sorry, but breaking up with you on facebook was the best way of letting all your friends know I'm available."
"ME: I think I have a get out of jail free card COP: this is a do 1 jail sentence get the next sentence 50% off & it's for our other location"
"Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?"
"How can you tell if a pilot is in the room?"
"Pro tip: ""Hold my drink"" is not a proper response to ""License and registration, please."" ...... apparently."
"If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones"
"Moses parts the Hi-C... ...To save the juice"
"Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career."