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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if a pilot is in the room?"

"Why are dirty jokes so uncommon Because the punchline's always so hard"

"Did you hear the one about the Rabbi who performed circumcisions? He never charged for his services, but he always kept the tips."

"It's a long shot... but does anyone know a good joke about a sniper?"

"What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursELF "

"What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law? You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law."

"The problem with political jokes... ...is that they always get elected."

"Two crows were sitting on a bench... They were arrested for attempted murder."

"I hit some kid riding a skateboard today, on the way to work. On a lighter note, I'm selling a lightly used skateboard."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.. .. he said he couldn't complain."