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Joke of the Day

"If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones"

"DRUGSTEP: christian parents worried about teenage son ""have you been smoking dubstep?"" ""mom what??"" ""DON'T LIE TO ME WHERE'S THE SKRILLEX"""

"What is a pirate's favorite pokemon? Arrrriados"

"[getting fired from NASA] Is it because I kept saying ""Technically we're already in space?"""

"*gets caught breaking into used car lot* *desperately attempts to blend in with inflatable arm flailing tube men*"

"A buddy of mine quit his job at the paper mill, He said the conditions were tearable."

"Race Horse Joke/tongue twister One-one was a race horse. Two-two was one too. One-one won one race. Two-two won one too."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But roses are wilting, violets are dead, sugar bowl's empty and so is your head."

"Ehhhhh! I lost all my money in a Fonzie scheme."

"That awkward moment when you're supposed to be cleaning your room and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one."