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Joke of the Day

"Pro tip: ""Hold my drink"" is not a proper response to ""License and registration, please."" ...... apparently."

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"I like black people the same way I like racist jokes: I don't like racist jokes."
"My professor really snapped yesterday, went all crazy on the blackboard during math lecture He really did a number on it. Its days are numbered now. Edit: grammar"
"Christmas these days is a lot like having sex The build up is great but when it finally comes, I regret spending all that money."
"What do you find with 4 Catholics? A fifth."
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"Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ... ... and suddenly I have a stream."
"I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin... I once ordered a dry martini in Berlin. They brought me 3."
"What's the difference between the government and your wife? The government enjoys fucking you Edit: phrasing courtesy of tefkasm"
"sorry ladies, just changed my Facebook relationship status from ""Single"" to ""Costco Member"""
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