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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home"

"How often do I make a chemistry joke? Periodically."

"A boy goes to his parents to tell them something ""Mom, Dad. I'm gay."" His father then turns to him and says ""Hi Gay, I'm 100 Dollars Richer!"", while recieving money from the mom."

"What do you call a zoo where the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog? A shitzu."

"Husband: Honey I bought the new Gold Olympic Condoms... Wfie: Why not Silver and come second for a change...?"

"How do redneck Na'vi get their skin tone? Blue Genes... I'll be here all week"

"What did the dope dealer say after he got a colonic? I don't got shit."

"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"I asked my dog why the cat hated him... He said, ""Woof."" I was like, ""Wow, that's ruff."""

"no matter what the government says no one can stop you from eating the bugs you find in your garden"