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Joke of the Day
"Moses parts the Hi-C... ...To save the juice"
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"I'm a Responsible Gun Owner. I did the right thing and got my gun neutered. Now it just fires blanks."
"What does an impatient cow say? Mooove the fuck out my way"
"There were two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""Wow, it's really hot in here!"" The other says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"If I won $900,000,000, I'd give a quarter of it to charity... ...not sure what I'd do with the other $899,999,999.75 though."
"Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana."
"Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated... Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges."
"You're too drunk, dear. Alcohol you later."
"Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable."