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Joke of the Day
"It's not that Jake couldn't juggle It's that he didn't have the balls to do it"
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"I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I'm an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It's because I'm poor."
"How come NASCAR drivers don't get along with each other? Because they're racists. (Race-ists)"
"The road to hell is paved. That's nice."
"I judge you by what's behind you in your photos."
"People that proudly carry their yoga mats around town... I get it. I carry my Burrito around with that same pride."
"My best friend got cheated on by his deaf girlfriend... His girlfriend cheated on him with a deaf guy... To be fair, he should've seen the signs."
"Boss: We're all human. We all make mistakes. Me: [holds up a sign from the back of the conference room that says #NotAllHumans]"