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Joke of the Day
"It's not that Jake couldn't juggle It's that he didn't have the balls to do it"
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"Black actors boycott Oscars... No slave or MLK movies this year."
"If I had 1,000,000 dollars, I would pay to have sex with your mom. And then I would invest the other 999,995 bucks."
"What a group of musical chemists called? Butane Clan"
"When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket."
"Ernie hears from the kitchen ""Hey Erine, want some ice cream?"" ""Sherbert!"""
"""Dad why do your penis look so different from mine?"" ""Because mine is hard."""
"So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers."
"(Me playing guitar) 3: Daddy what's this song called? Me: Going Nowhere. 3: I know that but what's this song called? Burned by a 3yo."
"How do you greet people at a funeral? Mourning, everybody!"