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Joke of the Day
"Black actors boycott Oscars... No slave or MLK movies this year."
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"how do you get from floor to roof? smoke an L and look in the mirror"
"How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?"
"Boss: ""Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life""!! Me: ""Well It got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago 2011 Boss: ""Really""? Me: ""No"""
"Lamest joke ever What did 6 say to 9? . . . Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD"
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racists."
"What lies on its back 100 feet in the air? A centipede"
"Your mom dropped you off today... She was fined for littering"
"What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time? Stall"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with dysentery? One of them shucks between fits."