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Joke of the Day
"How do you greet people at a funeral? Mourning, everybody!"
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"In a serious water shortage /r/showerthoughts should be shut down."
"I'm sick and tired of those who say Hillary has no great accomplishments.... I would say staying out of prison for the crimes she committed in the last four decades is a great accomplishment."
"Deer Nuts and Beer Nuts Q:Whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts A:Ones a dollar and the other is under a buck"
"I told a deer joke once. It was very fawny."
"What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein"
"Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions"
"I like my women like I like my golf scores In the 80s, with a slight handicap"
"Did you hear about Russia's preservation new project? The Crimea River"
"Sometimes at the gym I'll struggle and make all kinds of awkward grunting sounds, but eventually I'll get my shorts on."