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Joke of the Day

"So I went to a stable for a self confidence boost I found myself surrounded by a bunch of neigh-sayers."

"Why'd the toilet feel abused? Because it took a lot of shit."

"A helicopter crashes in a graveyard... the police recovered 300 bodies."

"A man walks into a chemists ""Hi, I'd like some Viagra please"" asks the man. ""I'm sorry"" says the Pharmacist. ""You can't get that over the counter."" ""You can if you take enough."" replies the man."

"I met up with my ex-fiance today and immediately began having sex The police did not take it well as I was only asked to identify the body."

"((speaking too close to the microphone at press conference)I have never watched a single episode of the Teletubbies. They look like fools"

"I suspect the number 200 sometimes impersonates the word ZOO."

"The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful."

"Oh we're halfway there Oh oh running from a bear I pushed you down Accidentally I swear Oh oh eaten by a bear You were eaten by a bear"

"What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician? A beggar has retained his integrity."