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Joke of the Day

"When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket."

"What do women and KFC have in common? Once your done with breasts and the thighs, all you have left to do is stick your bone in a greasy box..."

"What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks? Your girlfriend!"

"What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A small medium at large"

"2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice It blows. (Get well soon Carrie)"

"Why do Hasidic Jews dress so strangely? Because they are unorthodox."

"Why does Pope Francis call his dick Santa? Because he comes to the good kids only."

"My British girlfriend was complaining about her period again I told her to stop being such a bloody cunt."

"The whole ""bad boy"" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot"

"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't gotten the box open yet."