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Joke of the Day

"I want to make a movie where RoboCop gets laid off due to budget cuts and has to work at a Waffle House."

"Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones."

"Buffalo Snow Not to make light of a deadly situation, but if this storm and flood ends up wiping away Buffalo, my chicken wing collection is going to be worth a fortune."

"What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam? You weren't there man"

"Have you heard about the homeless assassin? Well... I don't know anything for sure. But I heard he's a roofless killer!"

"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"

"What do you call a one-eyed sailor? Pop-eye the sailor man!"

"Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers? Because they can't even..."

"I just invested in chicken stock. It's all gravy."

"A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA... Seance"