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Joke of the Day
"I just invested in chicken stock. It's all gravy."
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"Trivia: If you stood every single Starbucks employee around the equator... I would totally steal a white chocolate and raspberry muffin."
"Stuck in my first infinite loop: two Canadians saying sorry to one another."
"WTF dude put your hands down I'm NOT robbing you I just enjoy wearing pantyhose on my face this is getting so old put $20 on pump 5 man"
"Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers."
"What's the worse part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implant. One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean."
"Due to the rising cost of ammunition I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your understanding."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. . . from the corner of the street and I'm not willing to pay more than $2.40"
"What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver? He said ""Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"""