103612

Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the homeless assassin? Well... I don't know anything for sure. But I heard he's a roofless killer!"

"Why wouldn't the man dance? His pants had no ballroom."

"Somebody called me pretentious today... I almost choked on my chai latte."

"Just finished reading a book on Stockholm Syndrome. I really didn't like the first couple of chapters, but by the end I loved it."

"What did the first cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"

"How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning."

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts."

"How many Amish guys does it take it satisfy an Amish whore? Two men-a-night!"

"A knock-knock joke that will blow your mind! Knock,Knock... Who is there? ... Old Lady Lahey... ... Old Lady Lahey Who? ... Holy shit, I didn't know you could yodel!"

"Due to the rising cost of ammunition I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your understanding."