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Joke of the Day

"Buffalo Snow Not to make light of a deadly situation, but if this storm and flood ends up wiping away Buffalo, my chicken wing collection is going to be worth a fortune."

"When I reached the border patrol checkpoint, I raised my kale smoothie & the officer immediately waved me through."

"I failed a Health and Safety course at work today... One of the questions was: ""In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"" ""Fuckin' big ones"" was apparently the wrong answer. Edit: grammer"

"Who's bigger? Mr. Bigger? Or Mr. Bigger's baby? The baby, because it is a little Bigger."

"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."

"TIL Redditors are easy to fool."

"Family Fight My neighbours' family had a huge fight yesterday. Allegedly it started when their son introduced his girlfriend and granny responded: See what happens when you don't pray?'"

"What is the difference between a sandwich and a baby? I don't have sex with the sandwich before I eat it !"

"Girls call me a wizard Because it's magic what I do with 3 inches."

"Grandpa looks at his grandson and says, ""Go hide! Your teacher is here because you skipped school today."" The grandson says, ""No, you go hide. I told her you were dead!"""