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Joke of the Day

"Buffalo Snow Not to make light of a deadly situation, but if this storm and flood ends up wiping away Buffalo, my chicken wing collection is going to be worth a fortune."

"Did you see that blind guy walking down the street? No? Well he didn't see you either."

"""Holy shit, amazing!!!"" -Asian guy using fork for the first time"

"[Boss stands at my desk] Can I see you in my office? [I stare curiously] You can see me here, right?"

"What kind of bagel can fly? A plane bagel!"

"if you write something and include a ""tl;dr"" version that just means you're shitty at keeping peoples attention with your awful writing"

"Whats the Difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt? Bolt can finish a race"

"What do you call two banana peels? A pair of slippers! :D"

"Why did the punk cross the road? He was safety-pinned to the chicken."

"You know what they say about location in real estate? Not much but they say it three times."