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Joke of the Day
"A pop star who summons ghosts, AKA... Seance"
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"I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly."
"A Siri joke!: Two iPhones walk into a bar... ...Carrying a set of iPod shuffles. The bartender says: > Let those iPods sing, man! He was an iSurfer on iPad mini."
"Worrying is so stupid. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain."
"Masturbation is like procrastination... ...in the end you're just fucking yourself"
"Game of Thrones The only porn you DO watch for the plot"
"Online dating rule: If we meet up offline, and you look nothing like your pictures, then you're buying me drinks until you do."
"What do you call the reasoning behind mexican murderers? Locomotives"
"Did you hear about the rabbi who had a wallet made out of foreskins? He could rub it and turn it into a suitcase."
"What's the first thing you know? Old Jed's a millionaire."