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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a one-eyed sailor? Pop-eye the sailor man!"
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"David Sedaris on Willie Nelson What's the last thing you want to hear when giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""
"Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9? Because 7 8 9"
"Do you like surfing the net? Oh yes I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)"
"I've discovered the best way to punish 17, is to put on the same outfit as her, then follow her around all day yelling out ""TWINSIES!"""
"I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, ""How flexible are you?"" I said, ""I can't make Tuesdays."
"How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon"
"What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing... they were both made to steal American jobs."
"I've lost so many friends to babies."
"I once heard from Stalin that dark humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."