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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones."

"Interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness? Me: *high pitched mocking voice* what would you say is your biggest weakness?"

"Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency? So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke."

"What do you call the killing of Chinese baby girls? Youth-in-Asia"

"You never realize how boring life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun."

"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"

"Dear airlines, spend less money making cutesy safety videos and pass those savings on to your customers. Wouldn't that be cool?"

"2 peanuts walk into a bar One was a salted"

"4-year-old: Why does mom always yell at you? Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid?"

"What is a monkeys favorite candy? Rhesus species"