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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEP3Jut-crE"
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"What's the capital of Greece? About 20."
"The porn version of Interstellar is out ... It's called ""IntoStella"". For the bonus point: in the gay porn version, Matthew McConaughey ends up in Uranus."
"Do you know why Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!"
"Don't judge Charlie Sheen until you've snorted a mile in his coke."
"My welcome mat says, ""Oh shit! Not you again!"""
"Say 'beer can' in a British accent. I just taught you to say 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."
"Mick Jagger: Hey Keith, come hold my new baby. Keith holding baby, whispers to it: I'm going to out live you too."
"My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that?"
"How do you know which potato is a prostitute? It's the one that says, ""Idaho."""