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Joke of the Day
"How do you know which potato is a prostitute? It's the one that says, ""Idaho."""
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"What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day? St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish."
"Has anyone ever told you what it's like to be royally screwed? Let me fill you in."
"Mayweather still has a perfect record At least until he's convicted"
"How do you kill a one legged fox? Make him run across Canada"
"""someday this will all be yours"" I say to my dogs, waving my arms wildly across a half empty plate of mexican food"
"Never eat spoiled meat Or spoiled eggs"
"i tried to ask a girl out today but i messed up my words and accidentally summoned a demon. anyway, whats a good first date for a demon"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last as long for fat people."
"Good marriage requires communication: My wife tells me I'm wrong, and I tell her she's right."