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Joke of the Day

"The porn version of Interstellar is out ... It's called ""IntoStella"". For the bonus point: in the gay porn version, Matthew McConaughey ends up in Uranus."

"I walked into a bookstore and asked if they have any books on gloryholes. She said ya, over there in the mystery romance section."

"Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course? He got a hole in one."

"Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning? He was too far out man."

"Freud had it wrong, women don't have penis envy, men have boob envy. Explains the obesity epidemic and my need to breastfeed daily."

"What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter? Cheque, mate!"

"I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon."

"My career as a baseball catcher was cut short because I insisted on kissing the ball every time before I threw it back to the pitcher."

"If Iron Man and the Man of Steel were to team up, they'd be powerful alloys."

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