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Joke of the Day

"The porn version of Interstellar is out ... It's called ""IntoStella"". For the bonus point: in the gay porn version, Matthew McConaughey ends up in Uranus."

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"

"American girls A kid asked his Dad if he could have $10 for a guinea pig. His Dad says, ""All I have is $5, why don't you find yourself a nice American girl."""

"Name as many weed names as you can. Purple kush, Sharks breath,God,Chewbacas anus gas. KEEP IT GOIN'"

"9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan"

"Death is coming to take a lawyer away The lawyer is weeping, ""why now? I am only fourty!"" Death replies, ""not according to the hours you billed your clients""."

"The bigger issue about the Hobby Lobby decision is the fact that people working in a craft store are getting laid more than I am."

"Yo mama so fat.. I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"I helped a little old lady at the market today.. She was too short to grab a box of cereal from the top shelf, so I stood on her shoulders!"

"How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish man? None"