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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why Moon rocks taste better than Earth rocks? Because they are a little meteor!"

"What did the woodworm say to the chair ? It's been nice gnawing you !"

"""I've an appointment with Dr Patel."" ""Dr Patel is off sick today so-"" [slowly backs away & whispers] ""U people can't even help yourselves."""

"Girlfriend and I are visiting San Fran to finally see the Golden Gate in person. ""What are we going to do when we see it?"" she asks. ""We'll cross that bridge when we get there."""

"I was going to make a joke about vaginas. But you'll never get it."

"There's no way I'm the only person who thinks Kristen Stewart is doing the world's best Garfield impression."

"Four Types of Orgasm. 1.Spiritual....""Oh God"" 2.Positive.....""Oh Yes"" 3.Negative....""Oh No"" And, 4.Fake......""Oh [insert your name here]"""

"Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group sex? Too many thank you notes to write afterwards."

"How do you get your girlfriend to fart? Pull out"

"What do insects learn at school ? Mothmatics !"