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Joke of the Day
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""BREATHE DAMMIT!!"""
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"What is the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The other is a great year."
"Good joke [SERIOUS] ^ title"
"Cop: A ghost killed your family? Guy: Yes! Cop: Did u forward yesterday's spooky chain email to 5 ppl? Guy: No? Cop: Well there you go."
"Einstein walks into a bar The bartender says ""Run, everyone! It's a zombie!"""
"What's square-shaped and yellow? A yellow box"
"Tupac Hologram owes me $50 if you see him materialize any time soon tell him I'm looking for him"
"I can undo a bra with two fingers and no eyes but can't tie a tie with both hands and a 6 minute video tutorial."
"So I went to the doctor, and he told me to stop masturbating. ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."""
"Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon? I can get through his opening monologue without laughing"