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Joke of the Day
"Einstein walks into a bar The bartender says ""Run, everyone! It's a zombie!"""
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"[home] FRIEND: How'd family dinner go? ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here."
"What colour socks does a bear wear? They don't they have ""bare"" feet."
"So what happens if I neglect to ""safely"" remove the USB from the OH DEAR GOD THE BLOOD."
"Intelligence is the new cleavage"
"I like my women the way I like my fish. Battered"
"Your Facebook posts are like your children. Some go on to become successful and others make you look stupid."
"So, when people say ""LOLZ"", does that mean they laughed themselves to sleep?"
"Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one!"
"I don't call it ""laziness."" I call it ""selective participation."""