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Joke of the Day

"Cop: A ghost killed your family? Guy: Yes! Cop: Did u forward yesterday's spooky chain email to 5 ppl? Guy: No? Cop: Well there you go."

"FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes. BERT MONSTER: That's nothing. My sister's tongue is so long she can lick an envelope after she's posted it."

"you read this wrong"

"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year"

"I'm organizing a party for people who can't ejaculate Please tell me if you can't come."

"Why are women dressed white on their wedding day? because all good kitchen appliances come in white."

"Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks? Because they were neckromancers"

"Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison? Because he catches all the snitches!"

"How do you kill a circus clown ? Go for the juggler"