89914
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, you go get it"
Next Joke
"once I asked my dad if we could plant a bread tree in the yard & later that night I overheard him & my mom talking about ""sending me back"""
"Why do people beat their clocks? To kill time."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor."
"I found a ten dollar bill on the ground once and thought, ""This is as good as it's ever going to get. Buy some relish."""
"What do you call a pirates thong? A whispering eye patch."
"I've been told that I'm very condescending That means I talk down to people"
"Roses are red, I'm feeling blue There's one less gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo"
"My secretary doesn't wear any bra or panties to work. But he types really well."
"My stages of drunk: 1) ""Everybody, watch this!"" 2) Prison"