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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends? Because he was married"
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"Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest."
"I just saw some pictures of Ray Rice's wife for the first time... she's a real knock out."
"my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial... So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt"
"The reason why the current season of GoT is not so good as the last one ... because my wife said so."
"Here's a quick joke for all you telepathic people out there."
"If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at someone's house, I eat a few pieces."
"What do a telephone and a dog have in common? They both have collar ID."
"Why are my pubes curly? Because if they were straight, they'd be poking you in the eyes."
"what did the farmer say win he lost his tractor ""wheres my tractor"""