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Joke of the Day

"What do a telephone and a dog have in common? They both have collar ID."

"What's worst than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust."

"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? No, and neither did she."

"What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison? He's not a tight end anymore ;)"

"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"

"What is the smartest fruit? It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!"

"Do you think it's weird that the only reason we still have landlines is so cops in movies can wake each other up in the middle of night?"

"No one ever taught me about erections. So I had to learn the hard way."

"Recent studies have shown that women overwhelmingly prefer 77, rather than 69. Top analysts this is because they get 8 more."

"What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious."