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Joke of the Day
"Explain to me the down side of being under house arrest."
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"What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells."
"Why can't they teach drivers ed on the same day as sex ed in Egypt? Wears out the camel."
"Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run."
"Childish Knock Knock Joke *Knock knock! *Who's there? *Take a nap! *Take a nap who? (say it fast) *Hope it comes out alright, I'll come back later..."
"Covering the newest trump scandle in class Teacher: there are some things that guys compare in the locker room Me: like hand size"
"Did you hear about the gay (native American) indian? He was a brave fucker."
"The sun is a star. So technically it's night all the time."
"Arguing with a woman is like reading a software license agreement... ...in the end, you ignore it all and click ""I agree""."
"Why was Germany in debt after WWII? The gas bill was too high."