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Joke of the Day
"If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at someone's house, I eat a few pieces."
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"What do you call four drowning spanish teachers? Cuatro sinko. ;)"
"[Gets down on one knee] We can save $7.99 a month if we share a single Netflix account."
"I can't wait till they invent the non automatic paper towel dispenser."
"*wear sunscreen* *go up to a guy named Ray and punch him in the nose* *now laugh because sunscreen protects you from ultra violent Rays*"
"Joke: Genie in the bottle | geaNostra"
"What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes? ""DANKE!"""
"I wanna get rid of this memory foam mattress, but it knows too much."
"The butcher I worked with got behind in his work. He got his butt stuck in the meat grinder."
"A friend of mine has been rushed to hospital, after eating a horse-burger. Apparently he is now in a stable condition."