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Joke of the Day
"If I notice an unfinished jigsaw puzzle at someone's house, I eat a few pieces."
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"You know what's funny? Not /r/funny ."
"""Actually I have a lot of secs"" is apparently not the right answer to ""Do you have a sec?"""
"If the Native Americans that celebrated the first Thanksgiving were still alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."
"Just had a trick or treater tell me ""Vote for Trump"" Might be the scariest thing I've heard all night"
"It says a lot about someone... It says a lot about someone when they try to prank you by putting aluminum foil in the toilet bowl. It says even more about you when it works."
"When is there two Ds in ""her?"" http://imgur.com/Rmc4pha"
"Girls go to the bathroom together because that's where we rap battle"
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig jumped into a giant pit of mud."
"I once knew a guy in high school who got caught masturbating in the shower. It really ruined our class trip to Auchwitz for us."