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Joke of the Day

"My ice maker broke and now I have to make ice, in trays. I'll be on Pinterest looking for a recipe."

"How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb? 1/3"

"I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for it's health benefits! The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves, and to make you look more appealling!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !"

"Anytime Tim Tebow contemplates... ...it's a Christian Ponder. joke courtesy Michael Starrbury"

"I am voting for Donald Trump because he will personally end racism in America... Racism can't exist if everybody's white."

"How are blowjobs and hollandaise sauce alike? You can't get either at home."

"""So You've Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?"" That is definitely a reality show I would watch."

"A dyslexic woman walks into a bar And puts it on"

"What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes."