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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant? A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes."

"What's the best part about getting a puppy? Getting new shoes every week."

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."

"How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral? Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body"

"Whenever i have a headache,i take two asprins and keep away the children,like the bottle says"

"If you're pulled over, wait for the cop to lean down to your window, then use their vulnerability to give them a quick peck on the cheek"

"It sucks when you try to join a gang in a new city and find out none of your street creds transferred."

"Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend? Because every day is a sadder-day."

"Half-life 3 has finally been announced at E3!! :("

"The truth You'll never see a church with free wifi. I guess it's because they don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works"