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Joke of the Day
"How are blowjobs and hollandaise sauce alike? You can't get either at home."
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"The airport lady at passport control saw I was American & warned me there were no McDonald's past security. I feel very profiled & grateful."
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
"What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow? Their bayou loomin' essence"
"[spelling bee] Your word is 'impossible' ""Oh, well I guess no point in trying"" *walks off stage*"
"Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes? ""Because jokes are the white man's burden."""
"What subreddit do unborn babies use? Pro Life Tips."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change out the light in my basement? Well...apparently more than four."
"I was going to kill myself. A : A week ago I wanted to kill myself. B : What? How? A : I'd jump off the roof. B : What changed your mind? A : I'm afraid of heights."
"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul!"