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Joke of the Day
"Anytime Tim Tebow contemplates... ...it's a Christian Ponder. joke courtesy Michael Starrbury"
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"I bet you 5390.24$ you can't guess how much money I owe my parents."
"A little boy says to his dad 'What is the difference between wealth and poverty?' And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'"
"Have you ever heard of the mexican train killer? He had loco motives"
"My body looks up and it begs me, ""Eat a vegetable,"" and I look down and I whisper, ""No"""
"Did you hear about the coprophile? He got off through a process of elimination."
"'Jesus loves you' means one thing in general society. And something completely different in prison."
"My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, ""Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you."" *Soft kiss*"
"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder disaster."
"Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida."