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Joke of the Day

"How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb? 1/3"

"My boss accused me of sticking my finger in his BD cake in the break room fridge, but he is completely wrong, it wasn't my finger."

"Human confrontation has gone from face-to-face to phone call to email to text to :/."

"Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ? There was some money in the kitty !"

"I just turned 50 today and it's official , my balls are longer than my pecker."

"Technically, all vehicles are time machines."

"What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you? The cure"

"Growing a beard comes from laziness. If you ladies think that's sexy I have some laundry on my bedroom floor that'll turn you on."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunjee cord? My ass!"

"My door bell rang this morning. I didn't even know it had a phone."