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Joke of the Day
"How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb? 1/3"
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"What is 6.9? Great sex interrupted by a period."
"If you want to prevent pregnancy use two condoms and... Fill chille powder in between. If outer one breaks she will know if inner one breaks you will know.."
"Why do Republicans make good DJs? Because they know how to shut the House down."
"Who's driving? A mexican and black guy are in a car. Who's driving? Answer: The police officer"
"Government confiscated all the syrup from a syrup factory. Owner of the factory says, ""Why do you need all this syrup?"" The government worker says: ""That's mollasified."""
"I'm crowd funding an organic lettuce purchase from Whole Foods."
"What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? elifino"
"Do I have friends? Are we allowed to count the enemies of my enemies? Then yes, I have a bunch of friends."
"Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america? Because that would be illeagle"