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Joke of the Day

"And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! And YOU get a vegetable pod! ~ The Okra Show"

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"So a Saudi guy says to his American friend, ""In my country women can't drive"". The American says, ""I'm not surprised. They can't drive in my country either."""
"Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger."
"The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line."
"What do you call a priest's sermon that takes too long? The Reverending Story"
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"You So ugly.. Local restaurant band you from coming in You can only take Togo orders.."
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