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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gay Russian knight? His name was Sergei."
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"[At Adele Concert] Adele: Hello from the other siiiiiide Me (shouting): Tell us your surname"
"Where do blind people got to get their college degrees?"
"Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a building after drinking Alka-seltzer? He had a bad alkaline trip."
"Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months"
"I'll have you know I did four years in Nam. Turns out pedophilia is illegal there too."
"What was the name of the Antartic terrorist group? ICEis"
"How do you know an angle is dead? When it shows no vital sines"
"What is green and has four wheels? Grass; I lied about the wheels."
"I just love that fragrance you're wearing, is that Consent?"