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Joke of the Day

"Guy knocking on bathroom door after sex: I think I love you. Me stringing tampons together, making a rope to climb out the window: Okay...."

"Yes It Is Is Time Travel Possible ?"

"I took a Scottish girl to the countryside. ""Hello view!"" she said, looking out the window of our rented house. I said, ""I love you too..."""

"When cooking a turkey, Don't worry about seasoning it. It's a waste of thyme."

"As a stay at home dad, I have more in common with lingerie models than you might think. We both are in our underwear most of our work day."

"I'm not that smart... and have no clue as to what any word means when it has more then two syllables. How will I ever shave?"

"You know how Feminists say, ""The only thing men think about is sex."" We also think ""Should I risk it and not wear the condom?"""

"Dog in a Bar A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"Sometimes I think I have ADD, if I try to...... Turtle."

"What does an existentialist bully say? ""Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"""