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Joke of the Day

"Guy knocking on bathroom door after sex: I think I love you. Me stringing tampons together, making a rope to climb out the window: Okay...."

"Please take your b itching about the weather to Twitter. None of us here goes outside anyway."

"Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses? A: So they don't bump into other ghouls."

"How did Micro-soft get it's name? Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy"

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You put it in the microwave until its bill withers."

"Just so u know guys I literally covered my roommates bed in 324 pieces of cornbread 2 make it a ""cornbed"" so ur fakes puns mean nothing 2 me"

"Have you ever nicknamed somebody Penny.. because they didn't make a lot of sense?"

"Did you get that joke about the Titanic? It took a while to sink in."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn't want to be spotted."