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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand? Bury-toes. Hah hah"
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"Me: Doctor, it hurts when I go like this. Doctor: You're not doing anything. You're just sitting there being alive. Me: Exactly."
"At first I didn't know how to dig a trench but then I got to the bottom of it."
"Want to hear a joke? Women's Rights"
"If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books."
"Blue cheese dressing makes anything a salad. For example, this french fry salad I'm eating right now"
"What do landfills and hookers have in common? Uncovered loads cost double"
"Why does the Trump campaign hire people in groups of three? One who can read, one who can write, and one to keep an eye on the other two ""elitist intellectuals."""
"Studies found that 1 in 4 men are gay, meaning someone in my close group of friends is gay. I hope its Dave, he's really cute..."
"""I was in a very generous mood today"" a woman says to her friend. ""I gave a poor beggar $25."" ""Thats a lot of money to give away"" says her friend. ""What did your husband say?"" ""He said 'Thank you'. """