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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand? Bury-toes. Hah hah"
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"My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock."
"""I'm so nervous,... ...this is the first time that I'm with a prostitute."" ""Just relax and tell me what you like."" ""I like turtles"" :-)"
"*goes in bank with finger guns* This is a robbery! ""no one'll take you seriously-"" *switches to double barrel finger guns* ""do what he says"""
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."
"Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !"
"Ambushed my mother-in-law After visiting our house my mother-in-law got ambushed by 6 men who starting punching her. My wife shouted ""Are you gonna help?"", I said ""6 should be enough!"""
"Man Desperately Clicks Away From Article He Didn't Realize Was A Video"
"What I say: ""Does anyone need anything from the store?"" What I mean: ""I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."""