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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the computer play golf?... ...Because it had the wrong Driver"
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"What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow"
"Her: You into S&M. Him: Sure. Her: Good. *ties him to bed post* Him: Oh yeah. Her: Ready...? Him: Torture me! Her: *plays Nickelback*"
"What do you call a fat lady that can tell your future? A four-chin teller"
"Skirts on people can create cooling effect by flapping when in close range. They also can create heating effect by fapping."
"What's a lesbian's favorite meal to cook? Nothing. Lesbians don't cook. They eat out."
"I pet my dog and she started to purr. Thought I should lay off the drugs until I realized the cat was sitting behind her."
"An atheist and a vegan walk into a bar... The only reason I know this is because they both told everybody."
"No thanks, cosmetics lady. I'm years past 'bare & natural'. Save us both some time & show me the stuff you'd need to prep & refinish a wall."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank coffee before it was cool"