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Joke of the Day

"Skirts on people can create cooling effect by flapping when in close range. They also can create heating effect by fapping."

"Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds? I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps."

"Life is like a pipette filler It sucks."

"Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date? He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach."

"Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards."

"I love my cats so much, I love that I get to have these two tiny killing machines cuddled up in bed with me"

"Why does Washington DC stink? Because of the B O"

"I only like two kinds of pie Hot and cold"

"According to the Internet: Xbox One - $500. - Weaker hardware. - Mandatory daily check-in. - Requires Kinect. - DRM. PS4 - Cures cancer."

"I remember 2016 As if it were a normal year."