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Joke of the Day

"Skirts on people can create cooling effect by flapping when in close range. They also can create heating effect by fapping."

"Here is a complete list on how to build a single stair. Step 1"

"Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night"

"The New York Post asked dozens of comedians working in America to pick the funniest jokes they've heard in the past year - and compiled a list of 50 of the best."

"I have never seen the movie Titanic and I never plan to because a friend spoiled the ending for me The boat sinks. Credit to u/Donkey__Xote for this beautiful comment in an r/AskReddit thread"

"Mad cow disease wears off and eventually you're just tired with a cow disease."

"So Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Do you want a beer?"" Descartes responds, ""I think not!"" poof. he disappeared"

"How many Juggalos does it take to change a light bulb? FUCKIN' LIGHT BULBS! HOW DO THEY WORK!?!"

"My wife divorced me after years of daily penis enlargement surgeries. She couldn't take it any longer."

"Man buns: Because girls want the convenience of a guy who always has a hair tie."