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Joke of the Day

"An atheist and a vegan walk into a bar... The only reason I know this is because they both told everybody."

"""And what will you do if you're crowned Miss Universe?"" ""I will have a special prosecutor put the first runner up in jail."""

"It's weird how women are always wearing clothes. What are they trying to hide?"

"*slowly releases air from a balloon during your wedding vows*"

"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because the teacher said ""do your essay"""

"I asked a North Korean how was life in his country... He said he couldn't complain."

"Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road? He was rushin'"

"Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish? He was into inflation."

"I heard this knock knock joke from a mime last week"

"How do you circumcised a whale? Four skin divers"