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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank coffee before it was cool"
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"Me: One last drink and then I'm off to the petting zoo Her: Aren't you too drunk to bring the kids to a petting zoo? Me: I have kids?"
"The problem with Chris Brown jokes is . . . He always beats you to the punch."
"Someone stole my catheter... ... they really took the piss."
"TIL 5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions."
"So I went to the bank to check my balance Next thing I know, the teller pushes me."
"Summing up things about this year 2015: I am officially THE WORST YEAR EVER! 2016: Hold my beer."
"Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism? They are both unlike radicals."
"""Cleanliness is next to godliness."" - Store clerk helping a customer find the cleanliness."