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Joke of the Day
"What is Irish and sits on your deck? Patty O'Furniture !"
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"Shout out to all the people in church today, who didn't speak to anyone, cause their breath still smelled like Jack Daniels."
"The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. "
"I named my penis ""Che Guevara""... ... because he strikes fast and retracts even faster. ^^^Also ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^funny ^^^beard."
"What's better than roses on your piano Tulips on your organ"
"*boss walks in Me: I lost my contact Boss: Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk? Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave"
"And what's your name?"" the secretary asked the next new boy. ""Butter."" ""I hope your first name's not Roland"" smirked the secretary. ""No ma'am. It's Brendan."""
"Vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions."
"My wife says I think of her as a sex object... I can't disagree though because everytime I ask for sex... She objects."
"once you go black... you're a single mother"