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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a whore? The expression on their face when they're getting nailed."

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the gut!"

"How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them."

"What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger."

"These Valtrex commercials are confusing... Are herpes a pre-requisite for kayaking and rock climbing?"

"What kind of appointment is always at the wrong time. Dis appointment"

"What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop."

"Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday? He had a Saturday Night Fever"

"Why are black people so good at basketball? The core elements of the game are things they have been doing forever. Shoot, steal and run."

"Told my mom I was adopted. Totally April Fooled her ass."