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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a whore? The expression on their face when they're getting nailed."

"What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin."

"Wario has just revealed his campaign slogan 'We need to build a wah'"

"If I get hurt playing Wii Sports, that's still a sports injury, right?"

"Everyone stop over reacting! There was no Earthquake.... I slipped in the shower, these things happen..."

"Why are white people the scariest in prison? Because you know they're guilty."

"[a 2nd grade classroom 5 yrs from now] TEACHER: Khaleesi M, please leave Khaleesi S alone. Khaleesi T, I still need your permission slip"

"Romeo and Juliet is my favorite story about idiot teenagers who don't know the difference between sleeping and dead"

"You'll know it's true love when you're in your late 30s and have no other options."

"WHAT are birds so happy about at 7am? What? Oh, right. Pooping while airborne. Good one."