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Joke of the Day

"So a drum falls off a cliff... ... Ba dum psshhh!"

"What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!"

"Can we hold off on finding a cure for cancer for a minute and focus on getting the timing right on automatic faucets in public restrooms?"

"How about a really bad food court where planes land? Pitch for every airport"

"So I was at a sushi restaurant last night. I saw they had this Orgasm roll. I tried it, but I couldn't finish."

"When my grandfather died we scattered his remains in the sea Everyone on the beach panicked because we didn't cremate him..."

"What is Apple users favorite movie? No Escape"

"Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas."

"Atoms make up everything... so naturally you shouldn't trust them."

"What's a pirate's favorite Antivirus? Avast."