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Joke of the Day

"Apparently White men can't jump! Yeah? well black men can't act!"

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"I've been on a diet for a month and I've lost exactly 4 weeks."
"Why is the media making such a big deal about the olympic swimmer's period? It's a perfectly normal female body function that, according to my wife, occurs 2-3 times per month."
"I admit I've had sex with over 30 women in my life But it only happened one time."
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why."
"*40 years pass* *finally thinks of a good joke* more like stink 182! ""grandpa what are you talking about"""
"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning. You have a choice to make: Lunch or the movies?"
"It's a bit drizzy out there... Expect a li'l wayne"
"How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese? Because they have hundreds of Qins"
"A protestor shouted, ""Trump will make America worse for Gays, Jews, Blacks, Muslims, and Latinos!"" A Trump supporter shouted back, ""That's not true..."" ""...he won't make it worse for Jews!"""