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Joke of the Day
"Patron: Waiter why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies."
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"Why did Dr.Pepper blush? He received a Sunkist from his Crush"
"To all of the dyslexic population of Reddit: **UNTIE**"
"How many niggers does it take to win a war? All of them."
"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb."
"By the power vested in me by this vintage merlot, I now pronounce us husband and wife. I may now kiss the bottle."
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He didn't wrap his Whopper"
"""This week has been an emotional roller coaster. I'm gonna open up a bottle of red and take a long, hot bath."" - white women"
"Ethnic humor . . . Q: What is the national bird of Italy? A: The fly."
"Im going bananas Is what i tell my bananas before i leave the house."