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Joke of the Day
"Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game? There was a face off at centre ice."
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"i was one of the palm trees waving around in the background of every 16 bit game in the 90's so yes random guy you do know me from somewhere"
"'Winter Wonderland' is my favourite song about building a snowman that you will potentially have sex with later"
"What did one leg say to the other? Shorty's growin a beard."
"This chicken is so moist, what is your secret? I squeeze a little KY Jelly into its cavity before heating."
"I hope that one day I can be as proud about anything as my cat is about his asshole."
"My friend threw a pebble at me for not giving him the video game he wanted for Christmas... I just said 'Let he who is without sims throw the first stone'."
"I hate being Bipolar... It's awesome."
"Trump/Pence 2016! Or ""TP"" as I like to call it. ;)"
"You can tell I'm having a tough time writing this teleplay by all the crumpled up laptops overflowing my trash can."